The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wish i was in the wii world.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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