you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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