So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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