dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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