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Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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