How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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