Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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