It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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