Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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