You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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