Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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