if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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