I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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