I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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