I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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