the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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