Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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