i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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