just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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