arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I cut my penus on the lid.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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