Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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