I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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