You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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