i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Randomize
