We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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