is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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