No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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