doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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