Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She's JV to your varsity
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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