Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
soo... how was my night?
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