Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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