WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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