508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
why do cheetos always look like penises
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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