there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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