Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Nicole vs. Life
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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