I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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