we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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