Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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