Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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