If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Terrible idea I love it
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