Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize
