Quick, to the slutcave!
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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