On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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