yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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