We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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