If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
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