You can't special order awesome
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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