We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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