Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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