Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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