I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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