where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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