Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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