Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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